Today was not a good day for not spilling things on myself. Phase One began when I tried to drain a can of Red Bull…with an uncapped, half-full water bottle in the same hand. That was the smoothest move of the shirt incidents. Phase Two occured when I went to pick up some coffee for ...

I’ve been tired and a little punchy lately, but for the most part, I’ve felt like I’m doing okay in terms of actually being coherent enough to get things done. Until this afternoon. I had to take a computer back over to the telecommunications department at another building, so I moved a bunch of stuff ...

The level of desire you have to do your work is inversely proportional to the amount of time you spend at social-networking sites like Friendster. As in, if you have no desire to do your work, you will spend a ton of time on Friendster, whereas if you want to get things done, you will ...

As I mentioned, I was in Phoenix over the weekend. I went because Mark was in town at the Western Psychological Association’s conference, and, well, I had never been to Phoenix. Mark and I tend to meet only in neutral cities, since he hates L.A. and I despise D.C., thus making it difficult to visit ...

A brief summary of what happened in Phoenix: More to come…

I’ll be in Phoenix for the next few days, and I’m leaving my computer at home, so you’re all on your own to entertain yourselves.

So I finally cracked and got a new cell phone. My old one had been going downhill for quite some time, refusing to hold either a charge or a signal recently. The other thing about it that pissed me off was that it didn’t have a decent ringtone. There was no standard ring, only silly ...

Laz’s post about being out of shape amused me, since I have long been a professional at being out of shape. The thing is, I am fairly out of shape, but I’m not as out of shape as I appear. See, here’s the thing. I turn red and sweat at the drop of a hat. ...

So a little over two years ago, I started this blog with a rather asinine post. I’d like to think that over the last two years, I’ve continued that proud tratdition. A year ago, I noticed on the actual blogaversary. This year, it took looking for something else in the archives to realize that the ...

And now, for your entertainment, a dramatization of my feelings about my trip to Chicago, by the Ellen’s Blog Players. Me: God, this was awesome, I have to do this more often. My Wallet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (runs off whimpering like a small dog) Thank you.