I went to see the Cubs today, and it was the wildest, best baseball game I’ve seen in a while.

William Hung is a Top 40 recording artist.

Courtesy of Weigel, further proof that there are some bands that really do make the same song over and over again. See: Nickelback’s “This is How You Remind Me” and “Someday”, with no edits. And the music industry has the gall to proclaim that it’s piracy, and not blatantly inferior product combined with a recession, ...

I’ll be in Chicago for the next few days. I’m dragging my computer on its first roadtrip, so I may post something. But if I don’t, it’s probably because I’m drunk. God bless good public transportation.

Dave Barry’s weblog actually used something I sent in! This gives me an undue sense of pride, since I’ve been a fan of Dave’s books since I was eight and enjoy his daily compendium of weird links. But still, woo!

I have some neighbors that smoke pot every once in a while. Normally, this would not really be a problem, but everytime I smell the smoke, I’m suddenly overcome by the urge to bake chocolate chip cookies. I should be acclimated to pot smoke. I lived with people between sophomore and junior years who were ...

It’s hiatus week again at the show, so there’s nothing to do there. And unlike last hiatus, my current position allows, nay, requests, that I do nothing for a week and still get paid. So I’m here for the first couple days then I’m going to Chicago. It’s weird, on weekends I can sleep until ...

Lorene Machado writes in Margaret Cho’s blog about becoming an iHo: The slow, steady process of having Apple products take over your life. I just bought a PowerBook (with AirPort wireless) about five months ago, and I’m already coveting an iPod. I’m trying to justify away the iPod lust by explaining that I really want ...

I’m not sure if I came up with this word, but it’s become my new favorite over the last couple of days. Crackmonkey– (n) A person who runs around like a monkey on crack. Includes fits of giggling, restlessness, and babbling. A natural state: If drugs are actually involved, the person is just high and ...

You know, when I was younger, I loved My So-Called Life. And I always rooted for Brian Krakow to get with Angela, largely because I thought Jordan Catalano was a dick. Or at least that was how I interpreted it at age 14. Subconsciously, of course, it was because I identified with Brian and was ...