So my dickweed neighbors who were silenced by the Lakers’ loss last night? A short-lived silence. Their drunken laughter is echoing across the student garden of the high school next door to me, bouncing off the walls of the school, and coming directly in my window. Their cigarette smoke wafts oh so gently in that ...

I don’t watch much basketball, but at the risk of incurring the wrath of much of the rest of the City of Los Angeles, I was very happy to see the Detroit Pistons make the Lakers their punk-ass bitches in the NBA FInals. I have some obnoxious neighbors. Said neighbors are huge Laker fans, because ...

You know, a very dull day can be made better by the appearance of two of the greatest Simpsons episodes of all time. Bart vs. Australia and Homer vs. The 18th Amendment were both on today. A few of my favorite quotes of the entire series were in both of these episodes. “Coff-ee?” “Be-er?” “That’s ...

They’ve requested people “Photoshop Nemo somewhere unexpected.” The first couple are obvious toilet bowl jokes, but there are some damn funny ones in there. The “Pulp Fishin'” one is my favorite so far, followed closely by Dory and Marlin at a strip club.

I forgot exactly how effective and addictive a time-waster web design is. I swear, it was 11pm like 10 minutes ago. I’ve decided to redesign my main website (even though the blog gets about 99% of the traffic to my server), since I haven’t redesigned it in 3 years, and it looks pretty bad. I ...

Since I’m really this bored (or boring, your call), and I decided to watch The Fugitive, I tried to look up a drinking game for it. There wasn’t one that I could find. So I’ve decided to make one up. To wit: TAKE ONE DRINK: – Any time Harrison Ford asserts his innocence. – Any ...

Thanks (or not really) to Dave for the single scariest photo of the Governator I have ever seen. I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep tonight….

Never date anyone this literal.

It’s taken less than 2 weeks of unpaid vacation and general time-wasting, but I seem to have reverted to my natural state of being. That state, of course, is nocturnal. I can’t get to sleep before 4am. I’m cranky if someone dares wake me before noon. At least sweet, sweet TiVo spares me the bad ...

Behold, the fine people of Fucking, who refuse to bow to English-speakers’ suggestion to change their name. I need to visit that town.