The Dialectizer is a wonderous little time-waster. You’ve all seen stuff like it before, it translates stuff into assorted languages, but I highly recommend Swedish Chef and Elmer Fudd languages. Highly entertaining. Stolen from Dave Barry’s weblog

From Dave‘s blog comes the Inane Quiz of the Day: You are YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON TELEVISION. Sometimes, you wonder why you couldn’t just be Canadian. Some people say you are weird. You have an interesting sense of humor and a meaningless life. But, you’re nearly Canadian, so did you expect better? Which old ...

Man, my neighbors must be smoking some strong, strong weed if I can smell it, but couldn’t smell pizza and ravioli that was directly in front of my face at lunch.

I’m feeling a bit better, though I’m still surrounded by a dense protective wall of tissues that collectively contain the better part of my lungs. I’m realllllllly looking forward to working 13-hour days all week to make up for the day I took off on Friday. Woo. However, it was nice to spend a weekend ...

(cough cough cough) I’m sick (cough cough). Posting in depth will recommence when coughing and feeling like shit ceases. Which at this rate will be 2032. (cough).

We got 12 Daytime Emmy nominations, the most of any talk show! We’re up against the Wayne Brady show, Dr. Phil, Live With Regis and Kelly, and the View for best show, and all of the hosts of those shows for best host. The only show that got more Daytime Emmy nominations was the Young ...

We’re on hiatus for about a week and a half, and everyone on staff got Wednesday through Friday off. Of course, since I technically work for a contractor, I don’t get paid days off, so I have to come in if I want to pay my rent. So me and most of the rest of ...

So I did not win the Oscar Pool at work. That honor, and over $600, went to one of the producers, and the iPod went to one of our production coordinators. I did, however, hit the length of the ceremony right on the head (at 3 hours and 47 minutes), so I won some DVDs ...

Courtesy of Television Without Pity’s Pixel Challenge, one of the more amusing photoshops I’ve seen in a while:

You’re The Grapes of Wrath! by John Steinbeck You’re mired in a deep depression that encompasses you and everyone you know. You’re trying to get out of the depression, but your idea of help is, in itself, pretty sad. While some are convinced that this all has a deeper meaning, you’re really just dull and ...