Laz’s post about being out of shape amused me, since I have long been a professional at being out of shape. The thing is, I am fairly out of shape, but I’m not as out of shape as I appear.
See, here’s the thing. I turn red and sweat at the drop of a hat. People ask me if I’ve been running after I walk up the stairs, or pass out a large batch of mail.
But I can easily bike several miles without getting seriously winded after I get past the first peak of energy burning. It’s very weird.
I’m not quite sure how to deal with this, especially because I know I look like a fat fuck for breaking into a sweat at the slightest exertion, and I hate that.
I suppose eating right and excercising would be a first step, but I’m looking for fast solutions, not rational ones.
Oh well. I guess I’m just going to have to sweat it out, literally. As long as I’m not having health problems other than sweating, I think I’ll be fine.