Aha! The big surprise at the end of the season was that…uh…there was no surprise at the end of the season! Right. Carry on, Kiefer and Kompany. Bitchelle, Soul Patch, Special Agent Charlie Brown (or should I call him Chase Skywalker now?), Potato Face, and lest we not forget, Spawn of Kiefer, we’ll see you ...

I’m still getting bounce notices by the dozen from the spammer who’s spoofing my domain name, but I finally got one that wasn’t a complete waste of time. It was entirely in German. For some reason, this amused me greatly.

It’s bad that before 11am, I’ve already got a list of people I’m going to have to smack today. 1) My asshole upstairs neighbors, moving furniture and vacuuming at 9am on a Sunday, and waking me up. Bastards. 2) The spammer who spoofed my domain name, leaving me in a giant deluge of email bounce ...

Well, the good news: We won for best talk show! Ellen even gave a shout out to those of us watching the feed at the studio (who were all going apeshit). That was fucking cool. The bad news: Ellen got hosed for best host (Wayne Brady won). We all were pretty disappointed and/or pissed. I ...

If you’re bored, sick, lazy, or just antisocial, watch the Daytime Emmys tonight at 9pm ET on NBC, and root for us! Ah, friday night awards shows. Is there a better way to depress ratings?

…was this accident involving an overturned tractor-trailer carrying road salt, which caused me to be stuck in traffic forever and be almost an hour late to work. I went about 2.5 miles in an hour, on stretch where I usually cover that distance in about 3-5 minutes. I wanted to tear my hair out. They ...

Oh, shit, this is gonna be a good finale.

Since I spend my days driving, I listen to tons of CDs. I’ve been listening to a bunch of new music, so I want to recommend a bit of it: – I second everyone and their brother’s recommendation of Loretta Lynn’s Van Lear Rose. If you like country even a little tiny bit, you’ll like ...

The most frustrating thing in the universe has to be when, just as you’re finally getting to sleep, the fire alarm in your building goes off for two seconds at 1am. This is just long enough to wake you up and send you into a complete fucking panic, but not long enough to indicate any ...

Mom’s been in town, so blogging has been curtailed. A brief summary of the past few days: – I banged my arm on a car door Wednesday. Really, really hard, right where the tendons and nerves come together at the funny bone. Couldn’t feel my fingers for a couple minutes, and it’s still kind of ...