Margaret Cho on the Jeff Stryker dildo. Margaret Cho’s weblog is now officially added to my list of links. And I cannot believe I didn’t know she had one before, because she fucking rocks.

Hee. Courtesy Kim

Linz looks into the meaning of her name on her blog, prompting me to look into the meaning of mine: Your first name of Ellen has made you a friendly, approachable, and generous person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be blunt and sarcastic. As you are naturally talkative, you find it ...

Ten years ago today, Kurt Cobain shot his veins full of enough heroin to kill a horse, then pulled out a shotgun and killed himself violently instead. His heroin addiction was a product of a severe problem with stomach pain that he had been fighting since youth, and the addiction deepened the severe depression he ...

For dinner on this first night of passover, I had pasta and foccacia bread, followed by a dessert of chocolate chip cookies. I think this violates nearly every rule of not eating leavened bread products. It definitely violates every rule of the Atkins Diet.

I bought a new bottle of shampoo a while back, because I thought I was going to run out far before I actually did. I bought my traditional Pert Plus, with its 2-in-1 cleansing action. However, they didn’t have just plain old Pert Plus at the store when I went. They had Pert Plus Fresh, ...

My TiVo recorded four episodes of “Great Blunders in History” off the History Channel today. I’m not sure if this was an April Fool’s gag or not. This, however, is an excellent April Fool’s gag.

I make an appearance in the opening of the show tomorrow (the little thing after the opening credits and before the monologue). If I look like I have no idea what’s going on, it’s because I didn’t. I got back from a run about five minutes before showtime and they were like, “Hey, we need ...

I’ve had this weird thing in my right ear for the last couple of days where my eardrum starts involuntarily twitching. It’s like a muscle spasm, except much, much louder. When it twitches, it’s like (duh) a small drum is beating directly in my ear. It’s only for about a minute or two every once ...

If, unlike me, you don’t spend half your time catching up on cinematic history, check out the Movie-A-Minute page. This summary of Speed is a pretty good representation of their work.