When you’re pairing trailers and commercials with a movie, generally it’s a good idea to pair them properly, like a big-budget comedy promoting a big-budget action-comedy. When I went to see Monster tonight, there was one commercial and one trailer that made me get out my ticket and make sure I was in the right ...

The Daily Show has been absolutely fucking hysterical lately. Their coverage of the Dean stuff has been great, and they’re just on a roll. The best thing they’ve done in quite some time, however, has to be the Stephen Colbert banana clip. Before you watch, you have to understand that Stephen Colbert doesn’t crack up ...

Give your special someone mono. (indirectly stolen from Dave Barry’s Blog)

I’m sorry the blog has been a bit lacking this week, I’m just tired and stressed out from work. I’m still waiting to officially hear whether or not I’m getting hired on at the show. It could really go either way at this point, and it’s been tying me in knots. I don’t want to ...

Is it bad that I was really, really excited to recieve the Bass Pro Shops catalog in the mail today?

More photos (complete with semi-historical, semi-snotty commentary) from my infamous Roadtrip of Summer 2003. Click here and hit “Slideshow” for the showcase of Large Objects Carved Into Mountains, also known as Mount Rushmore and the Crazy Horse Monument.

I saw this on Dave‘s site, and it became clear that I had to take the quiz. Which Famous Homosexual are you? Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Eeeexcellent. And I totally thought when I was taking the quiz it was only gay men. I was expecting to come up either Harvey Firestein or ...

Haloscan is updating its servers so commenting may be out for a bit. You’re just going to have to wait to add your snark.

I’ve been trying to get all the pictures from my summer 2003 roadtrip up online so people can see them, so let’s see if this works before I put the rest of them up there. The first batch to go up: The Badlands of South Dakota. Click here and then click on “Slideshow” to get ...

The cartoon laws of physics.