You’re The Grapes of Wrath!
by John Steinbeck
You’re mired in a deep depression that encompasses you and everyone you know. You’re trying to get out of the depression, but your idea of help is, in itself, pretty sad. While some are convinced that this all has a deeper meaning, you’re really just dull and tedious. And utterly obsessed with dust. You really need to focus on something other than dust. Your best moments center around turtles.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.
You know, I’d like to think I’m not that depressing. Right? Right?!
You’re The Hobbit!
by J.R.R. Tolkien
All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you’re all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this crazy person into the wild. While you’re very short and a little furry, you seem to be surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring, but keep its value in perspective!
Ok, I was The Sound and the Furry. “People think you must be brilliant, but ultimately you mean nothing.” Now that’s flattering.
The more important question, though, is what country are you? I’d give you the link, but that would be too easy. That, and I don’t have it.