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Showoff

Dec

16

2006

Via Defamer, Michel Gondry demonstrates that even semi-insane yet excellent directors can end up with too much time on their hands…or feet: Seriously, I can’t even solve those goddamn things with both hands, concentrating really hard.

Best Out of Context Quote Ever

Dec

15

2006

From an email from my old boss at Ellen: Dude – I am freakin’ sunshine and light. BITE ME!! This is why she and I got along so well. I need a t-shirt that says this.

Cue Handel’s Messiah

Dec

10

2006

Woo hoo! Holiday crew gifts are out. Holiday party is over (and people seemed to have a good time). My Week O’Hell is OVER. Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go sleep for a long, long, long time.

Duly Noted

Dec

9

2006

Sewing christmas lights onto a tie: Much harder than I thought.

Not Dead Yet

Dec

3

2006

Yes, I am still alive. Down the rabbit hole a bit, but still alive. Here’s a brief recap of a few things going on: – Thanksgiving with mom went well, then Cleo stopped by for a few days. I need a neon “vacancy” sign. – I joined 24 Hour Fitness. I’m trying to work out ...

When I Grow Up

Nov

29

2006

I would like to be this kid.

Man 4

Nov

28

2006

I am tired. How you doin’?

On Your Mark, Get Set, Week! 2

Nov

19

2006

Posting will be light this week due to the following whiny excuses reasons: 1. I have to go to the dentist at 7am tomorrow and get a cavity filled. 2. I have to do about a week and a half’s worth of work in three days. Oh, and do so while pulling double-duty on Wednesday. ...

I Am Now Officially An Asshole

Nov

17

2006

This Onion article is hilarious from beginning to end, even more so because I just finally got rid of my Treo and got almost the exact same model of Blackberry mentioned: New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile NEW YORK—The new BlackBerry 8703c has allowed total shithead Robert McClain to assign more work to his ...

It’s Beginning To Melt A Lot Like Christmas

Nov

16

2006

Outside my office is the New York Street set at Fox, and a progression of shows have been turning the street into a winter wonderland for various Christmas episodes. It’s amusing, though it’s very weird that it’s been going on since October. What’s probably the final one was out there shooting today, and I guess ...