Scenes From My Three Hours At LAX

The Hilarious I got to the airport three hours before my flight, as directed, a feat accomplished by literally sprinting out of work, then doing a flight-of-the-bumblebee at home of grabbing my stuff and feeding my cat and almost grabbing my cat instead of my laptop when the cab came. I’d printed out my boarding ...

Travel Fun Update 2

I just recieved the following email from the airline which will be schlepping me to Atlanta tomorrow night, emphasis mine: Dear Valued Customer, We see that you purchased a ticket for an upcoming flight with us. As you may know, federal authorities have issued new security procedures that may impact any upcoming travel. As a ...

Oh Goody

Well, I certainly picked a delightful weekend to fly to Atlanta.

The One Life Form Lower Than Landlords

The One Life Form Lower Than Landlords
Rental Agents. Let me share a little backstory on this one. I’ve been looking for a new apartment for some time now, but I’ve been very picky, trying to find a good deal in the neighborhoods I want to live in. Deals, I’ve found, are few and far between. So I finally find a place, ...

Confidence in Our Chief Executive

A view into exactly how big a jackass our Commander in Chief is, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times. Link requires registration, so here’s the best (and/or most egregious) part, emphasis mine: Tugging at their pride, and perhaps straining their loyalty, the exerciser in chief presided Tuesday over the latest inductees into the 100-Degree Club ...

Management Sucks

As much as I hate the incompetent cheapskate nitwits that own my building, I occasionally need to be reminded that it could be a lot worse. My condolences to the folks at Urban Therapy on the flotation status of their Big Ass TV.

Bye Bye Wallet

I believe I’ll be riding my bike to work for the next several months.

Damn You, HBO 2

Things I did not want to see at the end of a brilliant preview of next week’s episode of Deadwood, after this week’s brilliant episode: “Only 3 Episodes Left!” Mother. FUCKERS. I still cannot believe they cancelled my favorite motherfucking show on television.

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A Colossal Waste Of Time 1

A Colossal Waste Of Time
Can be found right here. Create your own motivational or demotivational posters. Here’s a couple fun ones I whipped up: