Just got an email from my dad about the Emmys: Congratulations on your show being nominated for an Emmy for Best Drama Series. And who is Christopher Meloni? Dad Seriously, the acting noms look like they came from another planet this year. Stockard Channing for Out of Practice? Are you fucking KIDDING? I may have ...

If there are this many illegal fireworks going off in my neighborhood tonight, tomorrow’s going to be hilarious.

While picking up several cases of beer for the impending 4th of July BBQ-O-Rama, I noticed that Fat Tire, one of my favorite beers anywhere, has finally made its way into Ralph’s. I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually thanked the manager of a supermarket for carrying a product.

I wonder what the eloquent elevator debaters in my building will have to say about this note that was in the elevator when I got home:

Sleater-Kinney on “indefinite hiatus”? Son of a BITCH.

The problem with Safari borking up the page whenever there are comments is officially fixed. Woo!

I present to you this link, with my only comment being: I think it was a slow news day today.

When the resident manager of my apartment building has something she needs to communicate to everyone, she posts a notice in the elevator. Usually, it gets defaced after a couple of days, usually by people who are displeased by its decree, and those who disagree with them (“How many fucking times do you have to ...