Stupid motherfucking cold. I feel a little better, but here’s the downside: I woke up this morning and I could barely talk. I found this out because the first thing I tried to do was yell at my cat to get his head out of my printer (he’s weird), and almost nothing came out of ...

When I saw this trailer for Annapolis before I saw Jarhead over Thanksgiving weekend, I couldn’t believe how much it looked like a Navy recruitment commercial. The only parallel that came to mind was the Simpsons episode where Bart joins a boy band that’s actually a front for subliminal advertisment for the Navy. Except the ...

It’s definitely cold and flu season. I dragged myself to the grocery store today since I had nothing to drink except beer. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem, but beer is off the menu due to the heinous cold I have. Ralph’s decided to go with volume over pricing in selling their store-brand NyQuil substitute ...

I’ve been desperately trying to fight off what I could tell was going to be an extremely bitchy cold for the last week. I thought I had beaten it Saturday, because I was feeling much, much better. Oh, how wrong I was. The antibodies…they surrendered. Looks like I’ll be spending the next few days with ...

Looking at the cab line at LAX last night, and seeing approximately 8,000 people waiting for approximately three cabs, I decided I’d try out the new bus service that runs from right near my apartment to and from LAX. I was reminded why I usually drop the extra 20 bucks on a cab: The driver. ...

Yay California! Boo still being on east coast time and waking up at 7:30am.

Watch out for drunken moose.

So, I took a couple pictures today with my phone’s spectacular CrapCam, and thought I’d ask an opinon on one and share a couple others. Question: Who’s right about my dad’s shirt? Now, this shirt is much, much brighter than this photo would lead you to believe. It is also Ralph Lauren. My dad thinks ...

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Enjoy your Annual Festival of Turkey and/or Guilt (But At Least There’s Pie) at the homes of your assorted relatives and/or friends. If you need me, I’ll be at my stepbrother’s, getting away from the screaming kiddies by taking his dogs for a walk. To Florida.

Bringing my cellphone charger with me on a six day trip. That really would have been a useful thing to do. DAMMIT. Edit, Wed.: Hooray! My stepsister has a Samsung phone too, so I can charge my phone with her charger. Yay for ubiquitous electronics corporations.