My god, why on earth do I watch this show? The writing is terrible, the music is worse, the plot holes are massive, and the continuity errors make me curse. It makes me so angry I rhyme unintentionally! And why can’t the next episode air tomorrow, dammit?! Just because it makes me nuts doesn’t mean ...

After watching a very fun playoff game this afternoon (YAY SKINS!), I decided to take it easy tonight and just hang out and watch TV and keep catching up on all the fabulous gadgety goodness coming out of CES coverage that I couldn’t read whilst my comp. was in the shop. But then, I read ...

My, it’s nice to have my computer back. It looks all shiny and new since they replaced the fucked-up case, and runs just swimmingly since they didn’t have to wipe the hard drive. Huzzah! Without it, I couldn’t read drool-worthy news like the Series 3 HD TiVo, out later this year (But moooom! I want ...

I’m back, baby!

Well, shit. I’ve had some ongoing problems with the hinge on my computer, and my screen has been flopping backward more and more violently for a couple of months now. Now it’s gotten to the point where it flopped backward so violently earlier this week that it actually damaged the case, and is becoming dangerously ...

Bud Light Presents: Real Men Of Genius (Reeeal men of geeeenius!) Today we salute you, Mr. Obnoxious Screaming Steelers fan (Mr. Obnoxious Screaming Steelers fan!) You have no regard for your neighbors when watching 10am games every Sunday, WOO!ing and clapping until you wake up the whole building (WOO! *clap clap clap*) Are you completely ...

During my current period of only occasional employment, I’ve had the opportunity to watch an absolutely insane amount of television. So here (after the jump), for your reading pleasure, are the Unemployed Television Nerd Fall 2005 Television Awards. Thanks to Tim Brayton for showing me how to do this whole “only put a wee bit ...

…so I can’t just send this directly to you. But I think there are other people who might be amused by this story from your hometown. The mental image conjured up by the first part of the story makes me start giggling uncontrollably.

Can we please have a kicker that doesn’t suck? Love, Northwestern University

A small contest to tide you over the remaining hour or so until the Sun Bowl starts. Will the Northwestern and UCLA score combined equal: a) 50 points or fewer b) 51-100 points c) 101-150 points d) 150 points or more Place your bets in the comments. Winner gets a whole bunch of fudge my ...