“You’ve got to remember that common sense is not factored into the intelligence quotient.” -A Sheriff’s deputy who had to help rescue these eejits from CalTech.

I decided to have a bit of dessert this evening, so I poured a nice big glass of milk, and brought it and put it on the corner of the table. This attracted the attention of Chaplin, who enjoys tipping over glasses so he can look inside them. Normally, the glasses are empty or only ...

Because I giggled when I saw this in the milk case when I stopped at Sav-on on the way home tonight: A closer look at the price tag: Now the logo for Swiss Dairy seems quite a bit dirtier.

I had a geektastic day at work. The production company I work for has some old laptops that are majorly broken and aren’t worth the amount of money it would take to get them working properly. They’re so majorly broken, in fact, that they won’t even turn on so I could wipe the hard drives ...

I love In-N-Out Burger as much as the next transplanted Californian, but even to me, this is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen: The 100×100 burger. 100 patties, 100 slices of cheese, and one bun. You can even see the reciept at the site, where it’s rung up as a Double-Double with ...

Today’s installment of Man, Politicians Can Be Awfully Fucking Dumb comes from Richmond, VA: RICHMOND, Jan. 26 — Del. John S. “Jack” Reid had gone through this morning routine dozens of times. He’d reach into his pocket, pull out his small semiautomatic .380 handgun, release the clip and store the weapon safely in the desk ...

In a place like Los Angeles, where you are in your car so much that it can begin to feel like a second home, your car becomes an extension of your personality. So people decorate their cars to reflect their personalities. And some people, I’ve noticed, have really fuckin’ weird personalities. Every morning on my ...

I don’t know why the story of the British super high-tech spy rocks amuses me so, but it really does. I think it’s because something that seems like it’s from a bad James Bond movie might actually exist in real life. It sort of reminded me of when the Daily Show recently had a former ...

The good news is I’m done with the test that’s been driving me nuts for the last couple of weeks. So, no more bitching about that until I get the results back in 6-8 weeks. Although I haven’t bitched about it here anywhere near as much as I have to…well, anyone that will listen. The ...

So my illustrious high school has had the wonderfully infamous honor of getting themselves exposed on The Smoking Gun. Before I go on, a bit of background about my high school. Most people who attend it are some combination of crazy and rich, some leaning a little more towards the crazy side, some leaning a ...