Random Neighborhood Noises, Vol. 2 1

As if the impromptu marching band weren’t weird enough, an ice cream truck rolled by this evening, dinging away with its merry little tune. I realize this is Southern California, but a) it was 55 degrees and b) it was dark. There’s something vaguely sinister about an ice cream truck playing its song in the ...

Dear Cowboys Fans 4

Neener neener neener. Love, Redskins fans

Shut Up, Upstairs Neighbors

I do not know what my upstairs neighbors are doing tonight, but given the sounds eminating from their apartment, I’ve got several guesses. Having a contest wherein they drop bowling balls on the floor to see who can make theirs bounce the highest. Removing their carpet, then practicing clog dancing directly on the wooden floor ...

I Love My Neighborhood

You know you live in a weird neighborhood when you listen to the sounds outside and think, “Is that a tuba?” Then you get up and look outside to investigate, and not only is it a tuba, but about half a dozen other instruments and their players, which come randomly marching by your building. And ...

Nice Work, Los Angeles County

There is absolutely no possible way that this idea could backfire.

For My Fellow Amazing Race Fans

I have to pass along this small bit of genius. The fine folks at Television Without Pity came up with a completely brilliant recaplet of the finale. Since the recaplets are pulled as soon as the full recap is up, I screencaped it in case you miss it. For those who don’t watch Amazing Race: ...

Dear Sir: You’re Not Helping

Right-wingers obsessed with the War On Christmas will be noting that this charming display was put up by a Jewish family in 3…2…1…

Good News/Bad News

The good news is that I’m finally not sick anymore, after two weeks of fighting off the Evil Cold From Hell. I feel a million times better, I have a lot more energy, and I just generally feel like a human again. The bad news is that now that I’m not concentrating on being sick, ...

Oy To The World 2

This story in the Washington Post about the ever-escalating arms race for Bar and Bat Mitzvahs made me shake my head in wonder: Hundreds of New York bar mitzvahs cost $100,000 or more. Many top the quarter-million-dollar mark. I realize New York City is usually not the best place to start comparisons when talking about ...

Uh Oh

It has come to my attention that Google is developing a Mac version of Google Earth. I’d like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to everyone for the couple of months after it’s released, because every time I’ve had the opportunity to mess with it on someone’s PC, I play with it for hours. ...