Shut Up, Upstairs Neighbors

I do not know what my upstairs neighbors are doing tonight, but given the sounds eminating from their apartment, I’ve got several guesses.

  • Having a contest wherein they drop bowling balls on the floor to see who can make theirs bounce the highest.
  • Removing their carpet, then practicing clog dancing directly on the wooden floor beneath it.
  • Holding a WWE event, with lots of jumps off the turnbuckle onto the opponent.
  • Rehearsing for their upcoming local theater production of Stomp.
  • Seeing who can fall down the most without losing consciousness.
  • Being total dicks.

I’m just waiting for the first bit of ceiling plaster to come off. That will make this evening complete.

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