I do not know what my upstairs neighbors are doing tonight, but given the sounds eminating from their apartment, I’ve got several guesses.
- Having a contest wherein they drop bowling balls on the floor to see who can make theirs bounce the highest.
- Removing their carpet, then practicing clog dancing directly on the wooden floor beneath it.
- Holding a WWE event, with lots of jumps off the turnbuckle onto the opponent.
- Rehearsing for their upcoming local theater production of Stomp.
- Seeing who can fall down the most without losing consciousness.
- Being total dicks.
I’m just waiting for the first bit of ceiling plaster to come off. That will make this evening complete.