Marion Barry has tested positive for cocaine…again. Five to one he’s re-elected Mayor of D.C. by at least a 10 point margin next electoral cycle.

Please, oh please let this report of a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid be untrue. ContactMusic’s not the most reliable site, so there is some hope, but… I mean, I’ll grant you, Damon and Affleck will have the sexual tension undertones well-covered. Still, wow. It takes a lot of ...

Well, you won’t hear me whining about not having a job for at least a few months, because…I have a job! I’d been helping out someone who was replacing their assistant at the show, and I apparently did pretty well. While they hired someone more suited to the responsibilities of being a full-time assistant (i.e. ...

My god, why on earth do I watch this show? The writing is terrible, the music is worse, the plot holes are massive, and the continuity errors make me curse. It makes me so angry I rhyme unintentionally! And why can’t the next episode air tomorrow, dammit?! Just because it makes me nuts doesn’t mean ...

After watching a very fun playoff game this afternoon (YAY SKINS!), I decided to take it easy tonight and just hang out and watch TV and keep catching up on all the fabulous gadgety goodness coming out of CES coverage that I couldn’t read whilst my comp. was in the shop. But then, I read ...

My, it’s nice to have my computer back. It looks all shiny and new since they replaced the fucked-up case, and runs just swimmingly since they didn’t have to wipe the hard drive. Huzzah! Without it, I couldn’t read drool-worthy news like the Series 3 HD TiVo, out later this year (But moooom! I want ...

I’m back, baby!

Well, shit. I’ve had some ongoing problems with the hinge on my computer, and my screen has been flopping backward more and more violently for a couple of months now. Now it’s gotten to the point where it flopped backward so violently earlier this week that it actually damaged the case, and is becoming dangerously ...

Bud Light Presents: Real Men Of Genius (Reeeal men of geeeenius!) Today we salute you, Mr. Obnoxious Screaming Steelers fan (Mr. Obnoxious Screaming Steelers fan!) You have no regard for your neighbors when watching 10am games every Sunday, WOO!ing and clapping until you wake up the whole building (WOO! *clap clap clap*) Are you completely ...

During my current period of only occasional employment, I’ve had the opportunity to watch an absolutely insane amount of television. So here (after the jump), for your reading pleasure, are the Unemployed Television Nerd Fall 2005 Television Awards. Thanks to Tim Brayton for showing me how to do this whole “only put a wee bit ...