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Uhhey Ohhey 1

Apr

13

2008

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This probably wasn’t the most dignified way for the Caps to wind up tying their playoff game last night: Note the guy that falls over: He took a direct hit to the family jewels with the puck, and now the poor bastard might wind up minus one of them. Yow. Even being a Caps fan, ...

‘Cause I’m A Liar

Apr

10

2008

I realized today when I finally shed one very, very tenacious pound: I am lying about my weight on my driver’s license. The difference from the previous state of affairs? I am now officially one pound lighter than my driver’s license claims I am, instead of being 20 pounds heavier, as I was when I ...

Huzzah!

Apr

9

2008

Fourteen months after deciding I wanted one, and deciding I should get one at Best Buy because I had a big store credit there, I FINALLY found a Best Buy with Wiis in stock at a time when I could actually afford one. After the last time I came close to getting a Wii eight ...

Aw

Apr

8

2008

My next door neighbor just took this picture after hearing Chap whining and then seeing him stick his paws out under the door: Poor bored kitten. He looks so hilariously pathetic in that picture.

Only One W Needed

Apr

7

2008

Via Defamer, the perfect one-word [over and over again] summation of being a Lost fan: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c&hl=en] I love people with the kind of free time that allows them to put something like this together.

This Can’t Be Right 4

Apr

7

2008

But I’ll enjoy it while it lasts: So confused…Orioles…winning? Bwah?

Life Gets Expensive

Apr

6

2008

Several large expenses are cropping up in my life, and they’ve conveniently chosen to do so a) at the same time and b) when I took an underpaying job just so I wouldn’t lose my mind. Causing the most fun at the moment: The Bed. My bedframe, which has lasted me a good while and ...

I Don’t Know Why I Find This Amusing

Apr

3

2008

I think because I’m so tired I’m finding everything funny… Earlier tonight, a tornado went right over the headquarters of the National Weather Service, which, among many many other things, tracks tornadoes and tries to predict where they’re going to go. That must have been a fun realization: “Steve, how’s that twister you’re tracking?” “Uh…RUN!” ...

Here We Go Again

Apr

1

2008

SAG’s next up in the Great Strike-ocolypse of 2008. The problem this time? SAG and AFTRA, two sister unions that have bargained jointly for the last 30 years, have chosen this critical moment to get in a massive pissing contest with each other. Their infighting has (as far as I can tell) delayed the start ...