God damn you, Showtime! You and your hot lesbian friends: Now I’m going to be staring at that for the next two months until the premiere. God, I need a girlfriend…

Most of my friends are out of town for New Year’s, and the vast majority of the remainder are headed for Las Vegas, leaving me to try and figure out how to avoid another New Year’s of drinking alone. So I looked at the Craigslist W4W section just for giggles, and I found them. Best ...

If you are a cat person, please keep reading and please help me. If you are not, or are easily grossed out, please continue on down to the next post, beacuse this is a bit gross. My cat, since I left for Idaho, has gone on strike against his litterbox. I thought it was over ...

I could have driven from Sun Valley to Los Angeles in the time it took me to get home today. Here’s what was supposed to happen: Drive to Boise, fly to Seattle, 2 hour layover, fly to L.A. Boom, done. Here’s what did happen: Drove to Boise. Found out my flight to Seattle was going ...

This is exactly what I want to read the night before I fly into L.A. Key quote: Possible wind gusts as strong as 70 mph in the mountains and up to 50 mph in coastal areas prompted the weather service to post a high wind warning for many mountain areas and a gale warning for ...

I rode on a chairlift with the former mayor of Los Angeles this morning. My dad and I were getting on the chair when we were joined by a ski instructor and an older guy, and during the usual chairlift small talk (“Where ya from?”), he introduced himself. “Hi, I’m Dick! What’s your name?” “I’m ...

I’d like to wish a very Merry Christmas to those of you out there who celebrate tomorrow’s holiday. Those of you who don’t will likely get a small giggle out of my plans for tomorrow night. The local Jewish community here in Sun Valley (yes, there is one; the next to last in this list) ...

Perhaps my ego wasn’t the only thing bruised in my fall yesterday. My neck’s been hurting like hell since I woke up this morning. I’m feeling a bit better now with the application of some severely stinky Icy Hot, but still, oops…

I really love to ski. For what is perhaps the stupidest sport known to man, it’s quite fun. I mean really, no other sport could have been as obviously invented by drunken Germans. Please insert your own bad German accent: Hans: Hey Gunter? Gunter: Ja? Hans: Remember that time we climbed the mountain with the ...

I’m leaving tomorrow morning for Sun Valley, Idaho to go skiing for about a week and a half, so blogging will likely be fairly light for the next few days. Unless I fall and break something, in which case it will be very heavy.