So we did Secret Santas at work, and I had been recieving little Spider-man objects all over the place. I kept guessing comic-book infatuated guys were leaving them as clues, but every one I asked denied responsibility. Then I found out that someone told my Secret Santa (who clearly doesn’t know me very well) that ...

My computer ate my address book, so if you think I might want some of your contact information, please click the link to the right where it says “contact me by clicking here”, and send it to me. Email addresses, physical addresses, and phone numbers would be helpful. Birthdays are welcome, although I’ll likely still ...

Giveaways are OVER! Anybody know a good chiropractor in the greater Los Angeles Area?

You know you’ve been working hard when you find at least one new bruise on your legs each day from either moving stuff around or from running into things drunk at the Christmas party. I look like I’ve been attacked by a small child who was punching me in the thighs or something. Either that ...

That would be my cousin Mark peering out of a trash can, because, in his words, “I have too much time on my hands.” Frankly, I’m inclined to agree.

My friend Brian found the trailer for the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory linked off Ain’t It Cool News the other day, and I haven’t been able to stop watching it since. You might want to do a couple shots before you watch it, maybe then it’ll make more sense.

They actually had a replacement iPod at the Apple store! It’s charging now and I’m going to reload my music tonight. I can’t even tell you how much better this made my week. And, as a special bonus, I had an $87 dividend check from my car insurance company waiting for me when I got ...

My iPod broke again this morning. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. (x1,000,000)

WARNING: I’m in a really foul mood right now, so perhaps when I wake up I’ll take some of this back. But probably not. You know, I’m not really one for the holidays most of the time, but this year I’ve been particularly Scroogetastic. I was sick all last week, which didn’t help. I scratched ...

For fans of Lost and the craptastic movie Executive Decision, celebrate the wonderful world of stock footage plane crashes with this shirt from one of the minds behind Television Without Pity. They also have a nice little messenger bag available with the same slogan.