I cannot fucking believe the Red Sox won the World Series! And in a fucking sweep?! After 86 years to make it sound so goddamn easy is ridiculous. I only heard the call on the radio (for reasons that will be explained shortly), but it was incredible. Congratulations, Boston fans! Now you have to stop ...

Apparently, I avoided this last year to a certain extent. This year, however, weather Karma has come back on the greater Los Angeles area in a big way. LA is beautiful and sunny for about 80% of the year. The remainder of the time, apparently, is Monsoon Season. I suppose as payment for living in ...

When you go out drinking on a Monday night (Hey, co-worker’s birthday! It’s excusable!), and despite the fact that you’re dead tired, three pints of Anchor Steam just makes your back stop hurting, instead of getting you shitfaced. Resolution: No more booze ’til Joel comes on Saturday. Estimated number of days resolution will actually hold ...

There are many of you who know I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series, despite the fact that the only team in baseball I hate more than the Sox is the Yankees. This is because I do not ever, ever, ever want to hear another bloody word about The Curse from Sox ...

Special thanks to Nate for driving me around this evening, because I definitely could not have gotten anywhere near this shitfaced without his transportational assistance. Also, Oktoberfest is a great, great thing. And beers should always come in 32 oz. servings. And be drank in 12 hour shifts. In addition, if I can continue my ...

If you don’t own Season One on DVD, now would be a really good time to get it. I already jumped on the deal. I thought it was a mistake, but apparently it’s not. 15 bucks? I’ve paid more for pizza! Anyway, enjoy.

Plague?!

How you like them apples, motherfuckers?

…when it doesn’t rain for six months at a stretch, it becomes very, very easy to forget exactly how annoying the sound of pouring rain on an air conditioner that’s three feet from your head can be. Especially when you’re trying to sleep. Emphasis on trying….