The first one is unrelated to the latter two, which I can’t really explain other than to say that the latter two are related. 1. Fuck the Yankees! 2. Uh, if anyone is elaborately pranking me this evening, please do me a favor and ‘fess up… 3. Laz, I will never mock you for being ...

Angelina Jolie Named Sexiest Woman Alive.

I listened to the end of the Red Sox-Yankees game on the radio on my way home tonight, and I realized that it’s been a while since I listened to the radio. I pretty much stopped listening to music on the radio altogether when I bought an iPod, and I haven’t listened to a lot ...

It’s raining in Los Angeles. In most cities in….well, the universe, this would not be news. It would be a regular occasion. Here, everything grinds to a halt. The enormous portion of the LA area economy made from washing smog-soot off of cars turns to nothing in an instant. The drivers, accustomed to nothing more ...

You must go see Team America: World Police. Funniest shit I’ve seen in a very long time. It’s much more a satire of Hollywood than of politics, but goddamn, it’s some funny, funny shit. I haven’t laughed that much in a theater since I saw the South Park movie. This is not as good as ...

I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep this week, and I knew I was tired. But I didn’t know I was this tired. I had been having problems with the toilet in my apartment needing to be repeatedly flushed, and I put in a request for my landlord to fix it. So last night, ...

…that my last post was made an hour after I came to work. I am leaving work right now. I wasn’t kidding when I said this week was insane.

You’ve got to love any AP story that starts off like this: CRYSTAL, Minnesota (AP) — Police responding to a call of a convulsing Elvis Presley impersonator soon found themselves in a high-speed chase of another faux celebrity — a man dressed as one of the Blues Brothers. Casey first brought this to my attention ...

“Your gift to the Alumni fund…” *bzzzzzzzzzz* Come talk to me in five years when I can actually pay my bills AND buy food, kids. Unless they’d like a donation of a two-year old can of Spaghetti-O’s. That, I can spare.

I’ve watched this silly flash animation several times since I first saw it on new time-wasting blog Screenhead this morning. I don’t know why it amuses me so, but it does. Also, I’d like to apologize for the lightness of blogging last week, this week, and likely for at least the next six weeks. Things ...