I’m going through and getting all my old emails off of my old comptuer before I wipe the hard drive so its new owner will have some prayer of being able to use it. I’ve got emails from exes, a whole folder of people’s reactions to 9/11, and all sorts of other stuff. Every once ...

I’m now an Official Hollywood Poseur: I’ve acquired mercandise for a generally rural company whose products I have little to no contact with, nor probably ever will. I got a John Deere hat at work today. John Deere sent us a bunch of hats because their product was featured in a segment on the show. ...

You know what’s really fuckin’ smart is to stay up until 2am, even though a) you were late to work partially because of oversleeping (and partially because the 101 freeway is a tool of the devil), b) you wrote an entire spiel about lack of sleep yesterday, from which you obviousy learned nothing, c) you’ve ...

Vacation backfired. I’ve been incredibly tired for the last week, because during the two weeks we were on hiatus, I slept at least 10, usually 12 hours a day. Now that I’m back at work, however, that’s not so much an option, and I’m really starting to feel it. Especially the lack of an afternoon ...

When I got my new computer, I went all-out and got a new all-in-one printer-scanner-copier-fax-photo printer-slicer-dicer-curer of cancer. It’s a wonderful little machine, but it has one really weird property: It rings whenever I get a phone call. I suppose this makes sense for a fax machine, but it was a little bit of a ...

Kim stole these quizzes from someone else, so now I’m stealing them from her. Forrest Gump! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla Ouch. I know I’m not the smartest person on earth or anything, but I did at least think I was smarter than Forrest Gump. you’re fuck. ...

My new computer has arrived! You’ve all heard me bitching about how much my computer’s been driving me batshit for the last six months, so I finally broke down over the holidays. I had to tap into some money my late uncle Harry left me, but I kind of felt like it was appropriate to ...

I will admit, there’s a lot of cool shit about my job. However, sometimes there’s just…well, shit. We had a bunch of animals on yesterday with an animal trainer, and I ended up sort of herding them and their various handlers around. It was really fun, hanging out with a sloth, a giant monitor lizard, ...

For two things, the first far better than the second, but the second still deserving a huzzah: – Mark got a job! Working for the American Psychological Association, no less. Champagne all around!…on him, now that he’s making money. Just kidding, buddy, congratulations! – My new computer has shipped! The time to cast this old ...

The ‘Skins are apparently in serious talks to bring Joe Gibbs back as head coach. Is this a fantastic idea, or the worst idea ever? I’m undecided. I grew up in D.C. a rabid Redskins fan during Gibbs’ glory days, and even though I was pretty young I very clearly remember when we won Superbowls ...