For two things, the first far better than the second, but the second still deserving a huzzah:
– Mark got a job! Working for the American Psychological Association, no less. Champagne all around!…on him, now that he’s making money. Just kidding, buddy, congratulations!
– My new computer has shipped! The time to cast this old box back into the hellmouth from whence it came approacheth…mwahahahaha!