I would like to announce that my tremendous amount of useless knowledge (at least when combined with others’ useless knowlege) is worth: 30 bucks. My team, “Jesus, We’re Nerds!” (a name arrived at when we were deciding whether to be Cistern of Justice, then someone asked the spelling of Cistern and the other five of ...

California, California You’re such a wonder That I think I’ll stay in bed -Rufus Wainwright Well, it’s official, I’ve cracked. I’m moving to Los Angeles. Actually, it’s been official for a few weeks now, I just haven’t gotten around to expositing about it because I’ve been kind of lazy about writing in here lately. So, ...

I got a fun present today: Baby’s First Migrane. My head has never hurt like this. I feel a lot better than I did, even though I’m still at the “horrendously bitchy headache” stage. However much this sucks, I must remember it’s better than the “elephant standing on my eyeballs” stage. I ended up leaving ...

Clearly, this is going to result in some sort of pornographic rip-off of Finding Nemo.

From The Onion: Gemini: (May 21—June 21) After weeks of deliberation, you have yet to hear a compelling argument for not beating most of the people you’ve ever met to within an inch of their lives.

Lindsay presents: Lessons from 24.

I am now officially a college graduate. I have my $120,000 piece of paper and everything. I should back up a bit. Back about three weeks ago, all of my parental units (mom, dad, stepmom) showed up in Chicago, something that’s always a little weird for me. Chicago has always been my zone where I ...

I’m sorry, I just have to bitch for a second. It is abominably hot here in Chicago. I’m fortunate enough to have a window unit for my bedroom so I can actually get some sleep, but when I open the door to leave (take a shower, get a beer, etc.), it’s just ridiculous. It’s like ...

Indispensible item for the world traveler.

Okay, the graduation post is coming. Eventually. However, I’ve been sucked into reading all the Harry Potter books again, since I got the fifth book but couldn’t remember what the fuck happened in the other books, so I clearly have to reread them all before getting to the fifth book. This is the primary reason ...