That I can’t watch (or especially listen to) footage of the new Governator being inaugurated without breaking into hysterical giggles?

All non-football fans, ignore. Football fans, discuss. The Chiefs lost to the Bengals?! Other than the easy SI Cover Curse explanation, how the hell did that happen?

I have finally discovered the source of the bane of my weekend existence. For the last couple of weekends, I’ve heard a very loud circular saw, a lot of drilling, and some hammering (some with what has got to be a sledgehammer, some with a regular hammer) starting at 8am. I cannot even begin to ...

I read a lot of weird news sites on a regular basis, both for my own entertainment and more recently, also for work. You see a lot of strange shit on there. Not much shocks me anymore, and I’ve gotten a bit cynical about ever seeing anything that truly surprises me on there. Friday, while ...

You consider this a normal conversation: Co-worker: Hey, you should come downstairs and see the elephant. You: Okay, right after Sarah McLachlan’s soundcheck. Co-worker: Cool. It’s right outside the elephant doors. You: Huh, I guess that’s why they call them elephant doors, then. Co-worker: I guess.

Because I stole them from others. – Blogger Strikes Back Against Mom (courtesy Linz) I already posted about the great Onion article that inspired this, but this is quite funny as well. Example: “You know how faces are sometimes blurred on news programs to protect peoples’ privacy? You can go that same route with your ...

I ended up in the audience when they were a couple people short for the 7pm taping of the show tonight, so look for me in the back row wearing a green plaid shirt and looking like a dolt when the show airs on Monday. This, incidentally, is why everyone in the audience is clearly ...

Because they are spot-on in their excellent story Mom Finds Out About Blog. Key Quotes: “I don’t have one of those sites that’s a big tell-all about one-night stands and wild parties,” Widmar said. “I mostly write about the animation I like or little things that happen to me and my friends. But there are ...

I had a number of questions pop up today. Here they are, in no particular order: – Why does it feel weird that Veteran’s day is on a Tuesday This year? Tuesday just seems like an odd time to have a holiday. Wednesday, too (I’ll get to that in a minute). Mondays and Fridays are ...

I’m not sure if anyone reading this has watched any episodes of CSI: Miami. I’ve pretty much only started watching it since I got TiVo, mostly to see why people like the CSI shows so damn much. If you have seen it though, have you noticed that David Caruso seems to have spent the time ...