I saw this on Dave‘s site, and it became clear that I had to take the quiz. Which Famous Homosexual are you? Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Eeeexcellent. And I totally thought when I was taking the quiz it was only gay men. I was expecting to come up either Harvey Firestein or ...

Haloscan is updating its servers so commenting may be out for a bit. You’re just going to have to wait to add your snark.

I’ve been trying to get all the pictures from my summer 2003 roadtrip up online so people can see them, so let’s see if this works before I put the rest of them up there. The first batch to go up: The Badlands of South Dakota. Click here and then click on “Slideshow” to get ...

The cartoon laws of physics.

I’m going through and getting all my old emails off of my old comptuer before I wipe the hard drive so its new owner will have some prayer of being able to use it. I’ve got emails from exes, a whole folder of people’s reactions to 9/11, and all sorts of other stuff. Every once ...

I’m now an Official Hollywood Poseur: I’ve acquired mercandise for a generally rural company whose products I have little to no contact with, nor probably ever will. I got a John Deere hat at work today. John Deere sent us a bunch of hats because their product was featured in a segment on the show. ...

You know what’s really fuckin’ smart is to stay up until 2am, even though a) you were late to work partially because of oversleeping (and partially because the 101 freeway is a tool of the devil), b) you wrote an entire spiel about lack of sleep yesterday, from which you obviousy learned nothing, c) you’ve ...

Vacation backfired. I’ve been incredibly tired for the last week, because during the two weeks we were on hiatus, I slept at least 10, usually 12 hours a day. Now that I’m back at work, however, that’s not so much an option, and I’m really starting to feel it. Especially the lack of an afternoon ...

When I got my new computer, I went all-out and got a new all-in-one printer-scanner-copier-fax-photo printer-slicer-dicer-curer of cancer. It’s a wonderful little machine, but it has one really weird property: It rings whenever I get a phone call. I suppose this makes sense for a fax machine, but it was a little bit of a ...

Kim stole these quizzes from someone else, so now I’m stealing them from her. Forrest Gump! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla Ouch. I know I’m not the smartest person on earth or anything, but I did at least think I was smarter than Forrest Gump. you’re fuck. ...