There are many of you who know I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series, despite the fact that the only team in baseball I hate more than the Sox is the Yankees. This is because I do not ever, ever, ever want to hear another bloody word about The Curse from Sox ...

Special thanks to Nate for driving me around this evening, because I definitely could not have gotten anywhere near this shitfaced without his transportational assistance. Also, Oktoberfest is a great, great thing. And beers should always come in 32 oz. servings. And be drank in 12 hour shifts. In addition, if I can continue my ...

If you don’t own Season One on DVD, now would be a really good time to get it. I already jumped on the deal. I thought it was a mistake, but apparently it’s not. 15 bucks? I’ve paid more for pizza! Anyway, enjoy.

Plague?!

How you like them apples, motherfuckers?

…when it doesn’t rain for six months at a stretch, it becomes very, very easy to forget exactly how annoying the sound of pouring rain on an air conditioner that’s three feet from your head can be. Especially when you’re trying to sleep. Emphasis on trying….

The first one is unrelated to the latter two, which I can’t really explain other than to say that the latter two are related. 1. Fuck the Yankees! 2. Uh, if anyone is elaborately pranking me this evening, please do me a favor and ‘fess up… 3. Laz, I will never mock you for being ...

Angelina Jolie Named Sexiest Woman Alive.

I listened to the end of the Red Sox-Yankees game on the radio on my way home tonight, and I realized that it’s been a while since I listened to the radio. I pretty much stopped listening to music on the radio altogether when I bought an iPod, and I haven’t listened to a lot ...

It’s raining in Los Angeles. In most cities in….well, the universe, this would not be news. It would be a regular occasion. Here, everything grinds to a halt. The enormous portion of the LA area economy made from washing smog-soot off of cars turns to nothing in an instant. The drivers, accustomed to nothing more ...