Here’s How Tired I Am

I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep this week, and I knew I was tired. But I didn’t know I was this tired.

I had been having problems with the toilet in my apartment needing to be repeatedly flushed, and I put in a request for my landlord to fix it.

So last night, I came home and did everything as usual, and went to bed. Only this morning did I notice that the super had installed an entirely new toilet.

The saddest part of this: The only reason I noticed was that the super had moved the trash can and pile of toilet paper rolls out of the bathroom to facilitate the installation, and I was like, hm, this bathroom is unusually empty.

And it’s not like it’s a very similar toilet. It’s a lot smaller and louder than my old toilet. It’s one of those low-flow yet ridiculously powerful models where it makes up for the lack of water by having it be really, really fast.

Didn’t even notice it. Definitely doing nothing but sleeping this weekend…

Edited to add: I was, however, awake enough to notice just now (at midnight) that half my building is now a new color. What the fuck is going on?!

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