“Your gift to the Alumni fund…”
*bzzzzzzzzzz*
Come talk to me in five years when I can actually pay my bills AND buy food, kids.
Unless they’d like a donation of a two-year old can of Spaghetti-O’s. That, I can spare.
“Your gift to the Alumni fund…”
*bzzzzzzzzzz*
Come talk to me in five years when I can actually pay my bills AND buy food, kids.
Unless they’d like a donation of a two-year old can of Spaghetti-O’s. That, I can spare.
I can throw in a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup. It’s dented, so I’m afraid it’s crawling with parasites and I’m afraid to eat it.