Reason #4283 I Bought A Shredder 1

“Your gift to the Alumni fund…”

*bzzzzzzzzzz*

Come talk to me in five years when I can actually pay my bills AND buy food, kids.

Unless they’d like a donation of a two-year old can of Spaghetti-O’s. That, I can spare.

One comment on “Reason #4283 I Bought A Shredder

  1. Reply Laz Oct 13,2004 7:17 am

    I can throw in a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup. It’s dented, so I’m afraid it’s crawling with parasites and I’m afraid to eat it.

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