So we did Secret Santas at work, and I had been recieving little Spider-man objects all over the place. I kept guessing comic-book infatuated guys were leaving them as clues, but every one I asked denied responsibility.
Then I found out that someone told my Secret Santa (who clearly doesn’t know me very well) that I am obsessed with Spider-man.
Assuming that whoever told her this was serious, what on EARTH did I do to make anyone think that?
And if it was a joke, a) how in god’s name did she not pick up on it and b) who the fuck told her that?
It’s amusingly mystifying.