For Mark and Jon A.

A whole lot of things are sent to my office, and occasionally, something amusing makes it through the dozens of people that see it before I do, and goes to the Free Pile.

I’ve found some fun shit in the Free Pile, but I found a great one today.

Someone sent in The Analyst, which is a take-off on the Magic 8 Ball.

Instead of asking it questions, you tell it your problems. Insted of it telling you your fortune, it spouts psychobabble back at you.

Samples:
“Hmmmmm…”
“Tell me about your mother.”
“Let’s go with that.”
“Are you taking your meds?”
“Let’s move on.”

This is going to save me sooooo much money on psychiatry. I don’t know who will end up playing with it more, me or my cat.

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