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DOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Jan

18

2007

Well, the need for the MRI of DOOOOOOOOOM is official. Went to the doctor this morning, and there are basically two main possibilities about why my ankle has severely regressed in the last four days: POSSIBILITY “BAD.” The ankle is inflamed because pieces of bone have broken off from the location of my avulsion fracture ...

Brrrrrrrr 1

Dec

18

2006

I spent four years living in Chicago, and during that time I was virtually impervious to cold. I mean sure, there was the time junior year when I rode my bike to class in the howling wind and the -20 air temperature, and I said, “Man, it’s pretty fucking cold out.” But I was tough. ...

On Your Mark, Get Set, Week! 2

Nov

19

2006

Posting will be light this week due to the following whiny excuses reasons: 1. I have to go to the dentist at 7am tomorrow and get a cavity filled. 2. I have to do about a week and a half’s worth of work in three days. Oh, and do so while pulling double-duty on Wednesday. ...

D’oh! 1

Oct

25

2006

One of the brides in the wedding I’m going to in Chicago this weekend (lesbians, not polygamists) emailed all their out of town guests to warn us about the current Transportation Fun Zone that’s been declared in the South Loop. This should be fun.