After working a 15 hour day, I didn’t check the traffic on my route home because it was already 9, past even the point of Los Angeles rush hour. Of course, this is the one time where there was a massive accident after 9 on the 405, and I got stuck in entirely non-moving traffic ...

The fire alarm in my building went off for the first time since I moved in almost two years ago at 1am this morning. Since nobody ever fucks around with it, I figured it was real, so I scooped up the cat, put him in the carrier, and ran, heart pounding, outside. Where I was ...

Sweeps sucks.

Please for the love of god STOP FUCKING CALLING ME with recordings of assorted famous politicians or interest groups begging me to vote for you. “Hi, this is the Stonewall Democratic Club….” “Hi, this is the Police and Fireman’s benevolent association…” “Hello, this is John Kerry…” I’d be moderately impressed if it were an actual ...

So I’ve got some sort of weird thing on my chin that itches like hell and that I’m now covering with a band-aid in an effort to get myself to leave it be. However, this brings up a question, since now I have a band-aid on my face: How did I hurt it? Since I’d ...

I worked a fifteen hour day today (mostly because I had to drive to San Diego county this morning at 6am for reasons I won’t even begin to explain here) and I’m likely working at least one day this weekend, possibly both. And I’ve slept seven hours the last two nights combined, and I’m not ...

Posting will be extremely limited this week as I have to be in early three days and we’re taping the equivalent of seven shows in four days. Although I have been having Fun With Insomnia lately, so if that gets the better of me, there might actually be some 4am posts. Otherwise, enjoy your week, ...

From the fortune cookie I got tonight: “You will have a bright future [in bed].”

If I’m reading this correctly, the Baltimore Orioles have the second best record in the majors? And the WHITE SOX have the best one?! What the fucking fuck is going on with baseball this year?

Against getting a little too good at bird calling. After reading that, I’m actually a little surprised this doesn’t happen more often.