I’ve been making big plans for the summer for a while now, and while some of you know about it, some don’t, so I figured I’d fill everyone in. The day after taping finishes, I’m getting on a plane to New York, where I will meet up with Mark. Four weeks from yesterday, we’ll both ...

Tiger is way too much fun to fuck around with for hours at a time.

I’ve been pondering this since last night, when I saw it: Why is Lowe’s unbelievably busy at 8pm on a Thursday? Do people watch Joey and then become overpowered by the urge to go buy sheetrock? Is this a standard time to meet your PVC piping needs? I was there buying padlocks for work, but ...

If I go to to purchase a new operating system on the day it’s released, will I ever get laid again? Or will my nerdiness become so immense that it collapses upon itself?

So Dave has challenged me to take a Caesar’s Bath: Behold, the Caesar’s Bath meme! List five things that people in your circle of friends or peer group are wild about, but you can’t really understand the fuss over. To use the words of Caesar (from History of the World Part I), “Nice. Nice. Not ...

A new good one in the “in bed” fortune cookie game came with my chinese food leftovers tonight: “A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.”

…where the buffalo roam…around Baltimore?! Seriously, I’d think someone high came up with this story if there wasn’t video of the incident.

Watching TV Makes You Smarter. And I apologize for the lack of blogging, but I’ve been totally sucked into 24 season 2 and a new highly customizable (read: time-wasting) IM Client. Have I mentioned lately that I’m a huge, huge nerd?

My dad’s old college roommate was going through his stuff and found a letter he had written in 1955 while visiting my dad’s family in Atlanta. It’s a fascinating little historical slice, using such deprecated language as “aircoach” and talking about things as they could really only be seen through the eyes of an 18 ...

Only in Los Angeles can you fulfill your lawyer and porn star needs with the same guy. The best part of the article comes in the form of a quote from an ethics expert: “There isn’t anything more unethical about that than being an actor or a novelist or somebody who sells frozen yogurt.”