Thank You, Jeebus

I am very, very, very glad that Good Friday is a union holiday. I’m so fucking tired I don’t think I would have made it through tomorrow without descending into narcolepsy.

Bitterness, Put To Good Use

It appears someone at Amazon.com is as gloriously bitter about being single on Valentine’s Day as I am, and has created an entire Love Stinks site to complement their V-day site. They really went all the way on this, creating a really hysterical list of Bad Valentine’s Gift Ideas. Want to piss off your significant ...

Duly Noted

Sewing christmas lights onto a tie: Much harder than I thought.

Not Dead Yet

Yes, I am still alive. Down the rabbit hole a bit, but still alive. Here’s a brief recap of a few things going on: – Thanksgiving with mom went well, then Cleo stopped by for a few days. I need a neon “vacancy” sign. – I joined 24 Hour Fitness. I’m trying to work out ...

Party Central, How May I Help You? 2

Is it bad that it’s not even October and I’m already growing tired of dealing with Christmas stuff?