It appears someone at Amazon.com is as gloriously bitter about being single on Valentine’s Day as I am, and has created an entire Love Stinks site to complement their V-day site.
They really went all the way on this, creating a really hysterical list of Bad Valentine’s Gift Ideas.
Want to piss off your significant other so badly they’ll break up with you? Try:
– Deep Wrinkle Night Cream Remover
– Sex For Dummies
– A 32oz jug of wolf urine
– Sheep! magazine
They also have some excellent suggestions for single men and women.
For men:
– Stuff and Maxim
– A Beer Can Chicken kit
– A Les Paul
– An Xbox 360
For women:
– The Ex knife holder (I totally want one of these)
– Thelma & Louise
– $600 Dolce & Gabbana boots
– Godiva chocolates
– A Wonder Woman tank top and underwear set that could double as your haloween costume
And showing up on both lists: Kraft Singles. Classic.