I need to start exercising. I’m so horribly out of shape right now it’d be funny if it weren’t so sad. So I’m looking at my exercise options, and they look approximately like this: Join a health club Advantages: Lots of different exercise options, like a pool and various machines. Disadvantages: Costly, hate working out ...

A story on that kickass Honda Commercial from a couple days ago.

The Northwestern student government had its yearly elections last week, and, as usual, they’ve posted the complete list of write-in candidates, which you can view for your amusement here. Had I been eligible to vote (I assumed I’m not, since I graduated in December), I would have voted for Sexy Lesbians. Some of my other ...

The history of your holiday yesterday. What, you forgot? Big fucking surprise…

I bought the DVD set of My So-Called Life, and it’s brought about a weird revival of adolescence in my life. Katy started out watching the DVDs on Saturday afternoon, and by Saturday night, there were about five or six of us parked on the couch, watching and reminiscing about how everything used to be ...

I got hired by CPK, and it looks like I have a shot at a second job for the summer working on a rooftop bar down by the Lake…More to come when I’m not so fucking drunk.

I got my biggest bite on a job in quite some time when I stopped by California Pizza Kitchen today. I went in because I was out at Old Orchard (suburbia-hellish mall in Skokie) begging people for jobs and one of my friends from high school worked there for a couple of summers, and he ...

A Mighty Wind. Not quite as funny as Best In Show (which, to be fair, is a really high standard), but still one of the most amusing movies I’ve seen in some time.

If I ever do end up going into the advertising business, let me make commercials like this. Courtesy Dave Barry

Drinking 6 Bud Lights is not a good idea, even when they only cost 2 bucks a pop.