Courtesy of the Onion who created it, and Dave, who pointed it out to me:

Bad News: I’m cranky, tired, in a bad mood, in pain, hungry, hormonal, and covered in zits. Good News: I’ve definitely managed to escape the pregancy bug at the office! I guess that’s a bit of a stretch to look on the bright side, but I keep telling myself there has to be an upside ...

What the fucking fuck do I have to do to get this sparkly shit off of me?!

If you go to San Diego, enjoy Silver Strand State Beach, beacuse it’s beautiful. Just make sure you bring something that can get all the glittery crap off you. I went down there with Nate today, since he was meeting with fellow owners of his type of car at that beach, and I felt like ...

Okay, I have to rail against one of the more beloved institutions here in Los Angeles: The ArcLight Theater on Sunset. I went and saw two movies there tonight, Stander and Open Water. The timing of the movies was such that the group of us who got out of work at a reasonable time could ...

Unless you’ve been in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears today, you probably heard that the governor of New Jersey came out of the closet, then promptly resigned this afternoon. The L.A. Times is reporting that what dragged him out of the closet was that his ex-boyfriend/aide was going to file ...

They say what does not kill you makes you stronger. I certainly hope so, because I’ve been feeling like I’m going to die for the last few mornings. I’ve continued my working out 5-6 days a week, but because working out at night wired me too badly, I’ve been getting up early in the morning ...

My horoscope in this week’s Onion: Gemini: (May 21—June 21) You’ll be forced to expand the list of shit you have to put up with to include “goat.” Too late.

Sigalert.com is a very helpful little website that we have here in L.A. that tells you about traffic speeds and delays in the area. You can see the speeds from little dots and see Sigalerts from the big diamonds. A Sigalert is a notice that is issued when there’s going to be a substantial delay ...

I watched the Northwestern University episode of Trading Spaces that aired this weekend, and I feel a need to defend the honor of my alma mater a bit. I swear to god, we’re not all that annoying and/or dumb! At least Paige Davis made everyone participating look smart. That was kind of her.