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What the fucking fuck do I have to do to get this sparkly shit off of me?!
Hmmmm… a giant centrifuge, maybe? Or maybe just soap.
Try baby oil. Worked on the tar from Santa Barbara beaches when nothing else would.
If it’s in your hair, try peanut butter.
Hmmm… peanut butter… I remember that not working very well for Lisa Simpson…
Give in to the love of sparkly shit, Ellen.
I need to be a lot drunker and/or higher to love this much sparkly shit. Two days and three showers later I’m STILL finding it.
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