Okay, I should have posted this two days ago, on Valentine’s day. Sue me. I’m tired of being single. I’ve been single for more than two years, and except for the occasional fumbled attempt at dating (never lasting more than one date), I’ve been basically alone. There are advantages: I know if I had been ...

I taped (excuse me, TiVo’d) the Tonight Show tonight because Shelby Lynne was on, who I fucking love. But this is not about music. No, this is about politics, showbiz, and sheer and utter shamelessness. They had a segment where they played “The Dating Game” with presidential candidate and all-around weirdo Dennis Kucinich. The bachelorrettes ...

Shopping network demonstrates how not to handle swords. Is it bad that I think the hick stagehand’s comment at the end is fucking hysterical? courtesy Fark

You know the Simpsons episode where Bart repaints the lines in the teachers’ parking lot exactly one foot closer together, and then the teachers can’t get out of their cars? I think someone with a similar sense of humor must have designed the spaces at the lot I park in at work. I tried to ...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting the link under the “Contact” section on your left hand side, which leads to an email form instead of my email address, in an attempt to thwart spammers! It’s a bit like closing the barn door after the cow’s gotten out, since I get about 100 spam emails a ...

I stole this from Dave, but this is also for Mark, whose love for Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Cartoon Network knows no bounds. Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you?? I am Frylock. Score.

Caution: Job Angst within. Proceed at your own risk. I’ve realized that I have no idea what I want to do with my life, at least on any sort of permanent basis. I know I want to keep working at the show, and try and get brought on as a production assistant next year, but ...

The local news that shows up in the “Headline News Local Edition” here was interviewing people at the Grammys last night about Boobgate and its impact on the awards show. They spoke to, in the following order: – Patti LaBelle (who filled in as a presenter for Ms. Jackson) – Weird Al Yankovic (who seems ...

Moo.

I’m sure I’ll bitch more about this from time to time, but I have to vent briefly about it. I had five different people tell me the other day I sound just like Ellen DeGeneres. Now, granted, I work at her show, calling people to arrange times to get them tickets to the show, so ...