Well, we’ve made it all the way back to my mom’s house Washington, D.C. We walked in the door here and when I called my dad to tell him we’d made it, we saw about the bombings this morning in London. Pretty damn scary, especially since we were staying one tube stop from where one ...

Goddamn, they have huge beers here. Also: Switzerland is beautiful but expensive, and Italy…yeah, strikes are fun. In the sense that they made Florence quite a bit more difficult than it should have been. I wish I could say more but I can’t. I’m…too drunk.

Once again, a wee “we’re not dead!” post, this time from fantastically fabulous (and fantastically hot) Italy. We’ve had a long few days, trying to see everything in Venice and Rome, especailly since someone left the humidity in Rome up around Brazillian Rainforest the last couple of days. But when you can get fucking amazing ...

It’s a good thing I didn’t come here when I was twelve, because the German spelling of Vienna is Wiener. Because at least now, this monologue is internal: “Wienerwald! Hee hee hee hee!” After that, I think it’s appropriate that we’re probably going to go to the Sigmund Freud museum tomorrow.

It’s been a bit since I updated, so I figured I would. Copenhagen was cold. Really, really cold. The Danish history museum was really interesting but the overriding thing I took away was: Cold. Berlin was fun, there was a hell of a lot to do. It was a bit disappointing to find all of ...

We’re finishing up here in Amsterdam. To answer the two questions I know you have: 1. No, we did not get high. I’ve still got a pretty bitchy cold and can’t completely breathe right, so I figured that adding pot smoke to my lungs might be a bit counterproductive. And Mark, being the gentleman that ...

We’re now in Paris, running around like maniacs, but I thought y’all would appreciate some indication that we’re not dead. We’re not dead!

For those who don’t watch 24, Jack Bauer is Kiefer Sutherland’s character, who often says, “THERE’S NO TIME!” In about two hours, I’m leaving for New York, and from there, I’m going to Europe for five weeks with Mark. I’m extremely excited about this. It’s been a very long, exhausting May, and looking forward to ...

We’re done! Season 2 is on the books, and in the can. I’m absolutely exhausted. Further trip details coming tomorrow.

Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry Before I go insane I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain Oh no-o-o-o-o…