The Washington Redskins lost to the Dallas Cowboys, 27-0. They gained a total of 161 yards. THE ENTIRE GAME! If Northwestern chokes worse than that at the Motor City Bowl, I’m not sure whether I’ll be disappointed or impressed.

It can’t top the Tomato Sauce Incident, but as I was getting ready to bring my laundry downstairs, I somehow managed to cut myself on a laundry basket. It’s not like it’s a wooden laundry basket that has things poking out everywhere, either. It’s just your standard issue plastic laundry basket with holes in the ...

I’ve been getting hyper in the late afternoon for a while now, but I don’t think anything matches the incident I had today. Usually I perk up right around 5pm, running around like a nut unless I’ve got something to do, and occasionally having enough energy that I have to go walk around the building ...

So since I’ve moved in, one of the sliding doors on my shower has been sticking a lot. I’ve pretty much just been dealing with it, since it’s not a big deal. Haven’t mentioned anything to the super, or anyone, really. Today, the door was magically fixed. Slid like it was just installed yesterday. I ...

Auto response from Joel: ‘Tis the season to be horny, fa la la la la, fell-a-t-io

I’ve been sick the last few days, thus with the no posting. Many apologies, it’s one of those colds where your head feels like it weighs about fifty pounds. I’m one of the last people in the office to get it, but at least I know what’s coming. Alas, what’s coming is at least another ...

I just worked a 12-hour day for no pay, and I loved every second of it. Clearly, the men in white coats will be showing up at my door as I’m trying to decide what in my apartment might possibly still be edible.

My boss will be in the reindeer costume for every new show until we’re done for the holidays on the show that airs December 22nd. If you’d like to see what he looks like without a reindeer head on, watch tomorrow. He’s in the opening bit.

Weigel dissects the bombs of the past year. Of the movies he mentions, I’ve only seen three: – The Matrix Reloaded, which was so underwhelming that I didn’t even bother with Revolutions – Master and Commander, which was all setting and no plot – Tomb Raider 2, which was just pretty goddamn bad. But it ...

If anyone remained that doubted that I have one of the strangest jobs in the world, you can see my boss in a reindeer costume during the first segment of the show tomorrow. To see when it airs in your area, click here. That one’s getting taped off the TiVo and preserved for posterity.