1. Write a website that specializes in taking apart Apple products as soon as they’re released.
2. Realize that the first people in the world to get the new iPhone are in New Zealand.
3. Fly to Auckland to be fourth in line IN THE WORLD for your iPhone, so you can immediately take it apart and post pictures online.
4. Write the whole damn trip and the price of the phone off as business related.
5. Enjoy some gorgeous New Zealand scenery.