From The Spam Pile 3

“Meet Singles With Christian Principles.”

There’s so many issues with this that it’s hard to know where to start, but I can take a couple stabs at it:

a) I’m Jewish. Not terribly practicing, but still. I don’t think being Jewish is really a Christian principle.

b) I’m gay. There are many people for whom it is a Christian principle that I am therefore going to burn in hell. I’d really rather not spend a lot of time with people who think that.

c) I work in the entertainment industry, which clearly means I have no principles whatsoever, let alone Christian principles.

Oh, spam. I hate you most of the time, but sometimes you amuse me greatly.

3 thoughts on “From The Spam Pile

  1. Reply Mark Feb 2,2005 2:07 pm

    After watching bull riding yesterday, my Red America hour of TV moved on to Pat Buchanan. I laughed out loud when he said the phrase “Hollywood values.”

    Dear Lord…

  2. Reply Laz Feb 2,2005 7:58 pm

    My bulk folder is chock full of “Meet Christian Singles” and “Refinance your home the Christian way!” spam. They’re hilarious.

  3. Reply mrs. e. Feb 3,2005 3:19 am

    i just got spam advising me to “loosen the yoke on high interest rates”. thanks, christian debt relief!

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