You and your “system upgrades” that leave my interwebs running at the speed of cold molasses (ie, 400kb/s). Seriously, if I wanted speeds this slow, I’d save myself $25 a month and get DSL.
I’d better be able to view four thousand pictures of cats with goofy captions nigh instantaneously when this “upgrade” is finished.
And the cable TV is freaking out too. I might have a seizure trying to watch my favorite shows.