Never underestimate

The gullibility of the American Consumer.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

So while I was in Atlanta, one roommate moved out, one left for the summer, and a subletter came. This all within a period of about 3 days. Cleo moved in with her boyfriend Eddy (who also is going into my golden god list for helping me pick up and disassemble a futon the other ...

Surprise!

Surpises are so fun when they work. And boy, was my dad suprised when I walked in the door on friday afternoon. I had spent the last month or so insisting that I was too busy to come visit him in Atlanta, since my stepmom got me into this insane plan to surprise him. It ...

While you were oot

I’m going to be in Atlanta for the next couple of days as a father’s day surprise to my dad. And to answer the obvious question, no, he does not read this site. I know this because I posted about this a while ago, so theoretically he would know if he read this blog. And ...

The joy of blobdom

I turned into a blob today. I slept til 2, got up, ate breakfast, watched The Magnificent Seven, took a shower, watched Simpsons, farted around, watched more Simpsons, went to dinner, saw Insomnia, and came home and farted around some more. I didn’t even get dressed until 5pm. It was fantastic. I just have to ...

Driver’s license photo tips

I went and got my driver’s license renewed today, since I had to renew my registration and get hideously ugly new license plates anyway. The floating head of Abe Lincoln (seen here as a prisoner behind two zeroes) really creeps me out. It’s like “I’m the Great Emancipator…and I’m coming to get you!!!” Anyway, I ...

Fun link

Courtesy Dave Weigel: Using Booze And Breasts To Get Voters. I’m moving to Prague. Who else is in?

Wide Load

I just widened the sidebars of this thing so that people might potentially have a prayer of finding some of it…I still gotta figure out how to get a link to just an archives page instead of having all my bloody archives listed on one page. Meh. Bed.

Something that does not amuse me

Remember the construction workers that woke me up the other day? They were back this morning. With a backhoe. At 7am. When I had gone to sleep at 5am. Not only that, but after they dug a 3 foot deep trench, they simply slapped a steel plate over it and left. The problem with this ...

Something that amuses me greatly

Since I can’t post images directly in the weblog, I’ll have to link to it: click me. I have to find out where to acquire that shirt.