“Here’s my beard, ain’t it weird? Don’t be skeerd, it’s just a beard.” —George Carlin My dad grew a beard. This is causing me…not really consternation. More confusion. My dad has not had facial hair since before I was born. Of course, then, he had the dippy sideburns-attatched-to-mustache-with-no-beard thing that was popular in the 70’s. ...