The Wimp vs. The Warrior: The ultimate winter-weather driving battle. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything that captures the sheer lunacy of the way D.C. folks act during a snow/ice storm so eloquently.

So, as a big giant nerd, when I was (yay! I love putting that in the past tense!) in college, I tended to be ridiculously focused on grades and such, letting some not-so-crucial things slip. This has now left me with a somewhat unintended side effect: Giant piles of reading matter. This is an offshoot ...

I think I may be coming down with something. I’ve been kinda woozy all day, which I had been attributing to being tired until I started coughing like crazy while I was watching The Man Who Wasn’t There. It’s possible my coughing fit may have been brought on by the thought of all the secondhand ...

…on the nature of being graduated shall occur once sobriety is achieved, which should be sometime next week.

And, while I was out getting drunk to celebrate this momentous occasion, I got hit on by the waitress at Bar Louie. I’m really, really bad at interpreting signals from people I suspect may or may not be hitting on me, but got confirmation that I wasn’t imagining that she was hitting on me from ...

I am officially, FINALLY, at long last, done with College! (Insert Handel’s Messiah: Halleluliah Chorus).

I’m in the process of writing my last paper, which is going to be an absolute pile of shit. It’s due at 5pm, so I’ve still got some time, except I have other stuff I need to do by 5, so in reality, it’s actually due at like 3. I have my last final from ...

…I wish I had some sort of device that would detect when I’m about to say something stupid, and then reach out of the back of my head and slap a piece of duct tape over my mouth.

So I guess I’m not moving to Seattle…I got my official rejection letter from Microsoft yesterday. I’m not terribly disappointed. I was relatively sure I wasn’t going to get the job, so no big loss. And starting off my career in marketing and PR for a company with the absolute worst PR problem in the ...

And on the next to last day of college, I got drunk. I had a wee little christmas-hannukah-kwanzaa-solstice-tet-whatever party, and things overall went very well. I still haven’t started the paper I have due on monday at 5pm, but I don’t particuarly care right now. This might have something to do with the massive amount ...